BY LAURA JANE FAULDS (i am not embarrassed)

I am drunk. I hqve been stauyomg ay Laura's siter's sapartment in prkarkdale for the past week or so. Tonight we have been celelrabrating Civic Holiday by drnking peach schanpps, club soada and orange juice cocktails. They are delciisous. Anywa, so i guess you're all wonderin what's going on in my life these days. First and foremost, we re going to be friends with the one the only Jim O'rourke. things we have in common with him:

1. curt boettcher
2. vna dyke parks
3. things i'm into
4. RAM (maybe)

laura is gonig to get a cool job in new yuork, hopefully At MIDNIGHT RECORDS. or maybe a vintage clothing store. she will covneverse wtih Jim aout curt Boettcher and after that its a ddone deal. maybe go to tonic a couple times. really spread herself thin amoingst school, interning et cetera.

One of the cats here is retarded. her name is BRUSIER. BRUISER. i love brusier. She is such a sweet cat. Creepy is the other one, she bites us so we sprayed her with sour apple bad cat srpray. Poor things sat on a piece of cardboard desjectedly but she deserved every last second of it. BAD CAT!